Thursday, September 06, 2007

Coffee delivery & entropy updates

My beloved Bodum Santos Electric coffee pot stopped heating water. This is a devastating development, because I needz my coffeez. I mean, come on, it's a vacuum coffee pot for peet's sake! It beats the beans off of a standard western drip-coffee pot with a burner under the carafe, so it's not like I'm going to run out and get a cheap-o coffee pot replacement, YICK. Come on. It's VACUUM!

So, I emailed Bodum in Gondwanaland. TO MY SHOCK, they truly understood customer service. With the upc from my box, a new element has been rushed to me, no questions asked. (Perhaps they have witnessed the horror that is CBU without his morning caw-feeeee?) I'll get the new piece in roughly five more days.

BUT WHAT DO I DO ABOUT CAFFEINE WITHDRAWALS RIGHT NOW?!

Ahhhhhhh... the wonder that is CBU.... to the rescue. I'm drinking a mocha, delivered to me (and I didn't even need to have pants on!) fresh and full of chocolaty coffee goodness.

On the Entropy front, we've taken away much of her 'processed food' and removed any access whatsoever to plastics and things that she had been chewing on without us noticing. I'm about to cut up some extra hay and put it next to her chewing block so that she can have some help in her poor GI tract.

Oh! For those of you wanting to know how large this little dwarf 'deconstructor of the macroscopic state' actually was in real life... Here she is, attacking a DVD of Johnny Mnemonic that CBU is holding:

Notice those cute spots... those inquisitive ears... the pretty red harness with the bell... that teeny tiny front paw...

DON'T LET THEM FOOL YOU!

She's a MASTER of CHAOS in a cute little package...

She's secretly planning to take over the world as you can see... she can read y'know.... and she knows a cheesy made film of a decent PKD story when she sees it...

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

1 comments:

eliott said...

First I was like...haha!
Then I serious'd.
A lack of coffee is a serious issue.

;)