Never fear college students!

In response to the, "OMG All I have is a microwave and a skillet and I'm starving!!" email I received recently, here is a good "Can you offer a fusion vegan recipe for under $10?" recipe.

Flash Salsa Pizza:
Ingredients:
1 pre-baked pizza crust
1 jar salsa
1 package of veggie mozzarella, shredded or cut into thin little strips

Prepare pizza:
Dump half the jar (or the whole jar, depending on your crust size) of salsa onto the crust, try and spread it around with a spoon, fork, or knife if you have one handy -- if not, use your fingers (if they're moderately clean.) Top with as much cheese as you want. Microwave on a non-metal surface (no foil) for about 1 minute + 30 seconds (1:30) -- or until cheese is nice and gooey. For a crispy crust, you can then pop it into a HOT DRY skillet for about a minute or two -- or until you smell the crust burning (lift up the crust and peek at it BEFORE the smoke alarm goes off, damnit!)

If you can't cut it -- rip it in half. You can also fold it over and just eat it.